Men Are Hard To Please

Men Are Hard To Please

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
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If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
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If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
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If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
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If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
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If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!